Granny's Signature Product Line
Pilchuck Parlor’s signature product line is a handcrafted collection of natural, plant-based solutions for home and body, inspired by time-honored traditions. Each item is made in small batches using simple, effective ingredients—no toxins, no shortcuts, just old-fashioned practicality with a fresh twist. From all-purpose cleaners to curl custards, these goods reflect our belief that the best products come from nature, made by hand, and guided by generations of wisdom.
We’re tickled to launch Pilchuck Parlor this farmers market season to share our handmade, time-honored goods with our Snohomish County neighbors first. Swing by our booth to say howdy and welcome us to the community. Online orders coming soon.
Home Care
$12.00
16 oz.
Granny's Tidy Tonic
Granny’s go-to all-purpose spray harnesses the germ-fighting power of nature's clean team—clove and cinnamon, the degreasing magic of lemon, and the crisp clarity of rosemary—for a home that smells as clean as it looks. “Treat your home like company’s coming—even if it’s just the cat.”
$12.00
16 oz
Granny's Pane & Simple
Granny’s glass & mirror cleaner harnesses the natural strength of peppermint to cut through smudges, streaks, and grime—leaving every pane crisp, clear, and squeaky clean. “You can’t see the truth through a streaky window.”
$10.00
16 oz
Granny's Marbelous Mixture
This gentle yet effective stone cleaner uses basil’s natural antibacterial properties to lift grease and grime—leaving marble, granite, and quartz surfaces clean, conditioned, and chemical-free. “If you’ve got time to make the mess, you’ve got time to make it sparkle.”
$10.00
16 oz
Granny's Steely Resolve
Granny’s stainless steel cleaner uses the natural degreasing strength of lemon to cut through fingerprints, smudges, and stubborn spots—leaving appliances gleaming without the grime or guilt. “Life’s too short for weak coffee and smudgy appliances.”
$8.50
8 oz
Granny's Whiffer Elixir
This plant-powered spray blends lavender and rosemary to neutralize odors and refresh fabrics—leaving linens, upholstery, and clothes smelling clean, calm, and garden-fresh. Available in four signature scents: Lavender Fields, Cut Flower Garden, Autumn Rose, and Juniper Musk. “If it don’t smell like home, it’s just a house.”
$17.00
8 oz
Granny's Whittle Whip
Made for the well-loved wood in your kitchen, this food-safe conditioner blends plant oils and sweet orange to naturally cleanse, nourish, and revive cutting boards, spoons, and butcher blocks—bringing out the grain’s glow. “Take care of your wooden spoons—they’ve stirred more than one supper.”
$5.00
3 oz
Granny's Dish It Out Bar
This zero-waste dish soap bar harnesses the power of lemon and basil to break down grease and banish grime—leaving your dishes sparkling clean and your conscience clear. "Dishes don't wash themselves."
Hair & Body Care
$29.00
8 oz.
Granny's Whisker Whip
Clean shave, cleaner conscience. This rich, plant-based shave cream combines geranium, patchouli, and frankincense to purify pores, calm skin, and leave your face smooth, soothed, and subtly scented—no foam, no fuss, just a good old-fashioned shave. “A real shave don’t need a can—just a little whip and steady hand.”
$8.75
4 oz
Granny's SeaFlax Texturizing Tonic
Tame the frizz, tousle with flair. This sea salt and flaxseed spray adds natural texture while lavender, rosemary, rose & ylang ylang to help purify the scalp and refresh strands—leaving hair soft, tousled, and beach-day beautiful (no sand required). “Back in my day, we called it windblown. Now it’s just style.”
$10.00
4 oz
Granny's Curl Custard
Whipped with wisdom, made for heirloom hold. This rich curl cream defines, softens, and nourishes every strand—while german chamomile, geranium, rose & red raspberry seed oil to help purify the scalp and support healthy, bouncy curls from root to tip. “Let your curls roam free—just don’t forget to feed ’em.”
$7.50
8 oz
Don't Bug Granny Spray
Bugs hate it. Granny doesn’t. Powered by citronella, lemongrass, and eucalyptus, this plant-based spray keeps pests at bay while naturally cleansing the skin—so you can enjoy the outdoors without the itch (or the toxins). “The only thing welcome on this porch is pie and company.”
$11.00
2 oz
Don't Bug Granny Lotion Bar
Rub it in—bugs begone. This solid lotion bar blends citronella, lemongrass, and eucalyptus to repel pests and purify skin in one swipe. No sprays, no stickiness—just smooth, plant-powered protection that travels well and works wonders. “One rub and them bugs’ll mind their manners.”
$10.00
2 oz
Granny's Sunny Disposition
This sheer zinc sun shield is brightened with lemon, red raspberry seed, and carrot seed oils—naturally purifying the skin while offering gentle, everyday UV protection. Light, nourishing, and ready for whatever the day brings (clouds or not). “Granny’s bonnet in a bottle—rub it in before the sun gets any bright ideas.”
Coming Soon
3 oz
Granny's Roots Revival
Lather with legacy. This sudsy shampoo bar blends castor and jojoba oils to gently cleanse the scalp, boost shine, and support strong, healthy roots—no bottle, no buildup, just old-fashioned hair care that gets to the root of it. “Granny didn’t need bottles to get the job done.”
Coming Soon
3 oz
Granny's Crowning Glory
The royal treatment, bar none. This rich conditioner bar blends aloe, slippery elm, and honey to detangle, soften, and naturally cleanse—leaving hair silky, smooth, and worthy of a crown (or at least a compliment). “A good conditioner’s like a good pie crust—smooth, soft, and never overworked.”